If you’ve been in the creative arts as long as I have, you’re familiar with the plight of the sound/lighting/stage (not forgetting web/computer services folks either!) techs in dealing with the general public; oftentimes they just don’t have the answers/facility/patience to deal with an inebriated concertgoer who is really PRECIOUS AND SPECIAL… aaaaand… they really gotta charge their phone, or leave their bag, or come backstage, or make a speech on the mic…Because their dad owns a dealership, dude.

By wearing this hat you announce that you’re a card-carrying (or hat-wearing) member of the KNIGHTS WHO SAY ‘NO’…

Here’s specs for you techies who wanna know what yer getting.

This six-panel trucker cap with a mesh back will be a comfy and classic choice for a perfect day in the sun.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester

• Mid-profile cap with a low-profile embroidery area

• Structured, six-panel cap

• 3.5″ crown (8.9 cm)

• Hard buckram front panels

• Mesh back

• Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor

• Plastic adjustable closure

• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (54.9 cm–60 cm)

• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!